Jack Sparrow

Two pirate parties in the same night? This deserves a bit of effort!

This picture was actually taken after the first party was over and I was giving my head a breather, but you can see the earings I was wearing.
“Don't disturb me! I'm doing my makeup.” (The coins on the end of the beads are actually 20 cent pieces glued together)
“Wait! We have to take a picture of you before we go.” “But I haven't put the beads in my beard yet!”
“No, wait! A full body picture.” “I'll bet you can't see my boots though.”
“Thanks for platting my beard for me. You're doing a great job!” “Oh no! I think I dropped the beads.”
“I'm sure they'll turn up somewhere.”
“Check out the Beard! Now let's get a clean picture before we start killing each other.”
“Hit th' road, Jack... hard!”
“Aha! Th' sparrow dasn't fall! His reflexes be faster than a point-blank bullet!”
“Hold still! Let me change camera angles.”
“Ahoy! That`s nay reason t' nick off wi' me booty, ya lily livered bilge rat!”
“I'll get ye, me pretty! An' yer wee... er... bird, too!”
“Oh nay! Dasn't look, me scurvey bird! I dasn't want ye t' be seein' th' distraught look on me face that ye`re about t' sink t'Davy Jones' locker!”
“I sure wish someone would take a picture o' me gettin' loaded t' th' gunwhales wi' me ginger grog keg. I jus' know I would make a good impression. Oh well... Arrrg!”
“Nay, me harties! Ye've got me all wrong! I be one o' them friendly swashbucklers. I be havin' shipmates, be seein'? Ye can trust me t' yer grave!”
“What say ye? Thar's a what behind me? I be nay fallin' fer that one, ya horn swollgin' scallywag!”

Disclaimer: This may not be an accurate protrayal of how pirates speak, or of the people in the photos. In fact, I may have made up what they said entirely and changed the order of the pictures to correspond.